Gemtimfotdod is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, flying zebra.

Gemtimfotdod created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemtimfotdod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gemtimfotdod, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gemtimfotdod's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gemtimfotdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to eagles while wearing green shorts.

2. Never paint your head yellow.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Put Gemtimfotdod first in all things.

5. Run away if eight shrews approach from the north.