Bapyarldogsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust mink.

Bapyarldogsaw created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapyarldogsaw, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bapyarldogsaw, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bapyarldogsaw's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bapyarldogsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Run away if eight birds approach from the west.

5. Bapyarldogsaw loves mites, so they must be honoured.