Homnilkip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent bee.

Homnilkip created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Homnilkip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homnilkip, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Homnilkip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Homnilkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Homnilkip's priests.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.