Armcimloop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive scorpion.

Armcimloop created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armcimloop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Armcimloop, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Armcimloop's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Armcimloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never run in the presence of pigs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Armcimloop.