Basscinfar Fidhudkon Tafnelvan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful alligator.

Basscinfar Fidhudkon Tafnelvan created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Basscinfar Fidhudkon Tafnelvan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Basscinfar Fidhudkon Tafnelvan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Basscinfar Fidhudkon Tafnelvan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Basscinfar Fidhudkon Tafnelvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Never hurt goats.