Yarransad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty manatee.

Yarransad created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yarransad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarransad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Yarransad's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yarransad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.