Tabbadlap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable meerkat.

Tabbadlap created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tabbadlap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabbadlap, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tabbadlap's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tabbadlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.