Gebnanbon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing mongoose.

Gebnanbon created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnanbon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gebnanbon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gebnanbon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gebnanbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Erect five nickel sculptures of Gebnanbon on top of important buildings.

3. You must pray to Gebnanbon eight times a day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gebnanbon.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.