Stiptonkbast is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous fairy.

Stiptonkbast created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiptonkbast, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stiptonkbast, it will turn you into a hamster.

Stiptonkbast's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Stiptonkbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Stiptonkbast must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Always help sick goats.