Inghivteen is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, humorless
lizard.
Inghivteen created a charm quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Inghivteen, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Inghivteen, she will be very sad.
Inghivteen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Inghivteen's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt cats.
2. Never feed wheat to aardvarks while wearing magenta shoes.
3. Do not laugh in public.
4. Worship no other gods but Inghivteen.
5. Feed all hungry horses.