Sinflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless owl.

Sinflab created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinflab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sinflab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sinflab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sinflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.