Zagcidsid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous crane.

Zagcidsid created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagcidsid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zagcidsid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Zagcidsid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zagcidsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Put Zagcidsid first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look after injured foxes.