Gemmipsom is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, selfish wyrm.

Gemmipsom created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemmipsom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gemmipsom, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gemmipsom's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gemmipsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Put Gemmipsom first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.