Bedquamvon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty cat.

Bedquamvon created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedquamvon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bedquamvon, it will think nothing of it.

Bedquamvon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bedquamvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must pray to Bedquamvon seven times a day.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Never wear scarves.