Cinhivquag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic camel.

Cinhivquag created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Cinhivquag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cinhivquag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cinhivquag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cinhivquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Run away if three frogs approach from the south.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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