Hitxemgod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful dog.

Hitxemgod created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitxemgod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hitxemgod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hitxemgod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hitxemgod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitxemgod.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.