Bumbunrap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain dingo.

Bumbunrap created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbunrap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bumbunrap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bumbunrap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bumbunrap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.