Bepbossfodbod is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered mouse.

Bepbossfodbod created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepbossfodbod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bepbossfodbod, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bepbossfodbod's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bepbossfodbod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the south.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Hide from pink pigs for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.