Sabcudduss is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered mink.

Sabcudduss created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Sabcudduss, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabcudduss, it will make you grow a tail.

Sabcudduss' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sabcudduss' Holy Commandments

1. Sabcudduss loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabcudduss.

3. Never sit near grasshopers.

4. Sabcudduss must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never play with disobedient children.