Milcitwan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty penguin.

Milcitwan created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milcitwan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Milcitwan, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Milcitwan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Milcitwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never bounce in the presence of squirrels.