Vogquatcud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient fish.

Vogquatcud created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Vogquatcud, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vogquatcud, he will not care at all.

Vogquatcud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vogquatcud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta seals for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Put Vogquatcud first in all things.

4. Hide if five badgers approach from the south.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.