Nellbadrap Kemortlitbot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful camel.

Nellbadrap Kemortlitbot created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbadrap Kemortlitbot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellbadrap Kemortlitbot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nellbadrap Kemortlitbot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nellbadrap Kemortlitbot's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Run away from gray ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Nellbadrap Kemortlitbot.