Cusspaklag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever otter.

Cusspaklag created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusspaklag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cusspaklag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cusspaklag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cusspaklag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.