Venbankan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring elephant.

Venbankan created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venbankan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Venbankan, she will cry a lot.

Venbankan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Venbankan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.