Rutlatdub is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable dog.

Rutlatdub created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutlatdub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutlatdub, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rutlatdub's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rutlatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rutlatdub on top of all buildings.