Sitlithanjadmutlingeplik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless troll.

Sitlithanjadmutlingeplik created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitlithanjadmutlingeplik, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sitlithanjadmutlingeplik, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sitlithanjadmutlingeplik's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sitlithanjadmutlingeplik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mention voles.