Bimhomcet is a god.

It takes the form of a small, boastful hedgehog.

Bimhomcet created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Bimhomcet, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bimhomcet, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bimhomcet's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bimhomcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never paint your feet fawn.

5. Never talk about cell theory.