Bandimdut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless lizard.

Bandimdut created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bandimdut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bandimdut, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bandimdut's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bandimdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near moths.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.