Cutlithamwonveenbog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able wombat.

Cutlithamwonveenbog created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cutlithamwonveenbog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cutlithamwonveenbog, it will turn you into a slug.

Cutlithamwonveenbog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cutlithamwonveenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutlithamwonveenbog.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Cutlithamwonveenbog loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about gravity.