Fudmeggarmiphatquam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving walrus.

Fudmeggarmiphatquam created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudmeggarmiphatquam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fudmeggarmiphatquam, he will not care.

Fudmeggarmiphatquam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fudmeggarmiphatquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Hide if four birds approach from the north.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.