Hadrawxemfarndid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous spider.

Hadrawxemfarndid created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadrawxemfarndid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hadrawxemfarndid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hadrawxemfarndid's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hadrawxemfarndid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.