Yartvedcad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-assured bee.

Yartvedcad created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Yartvedcad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yartvedcad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Yartvedcad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yartvedcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Yartvedcad on top of all buildings.