Davyakkemlakkimtarpben is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair giraffe.

Davyakkemlakkimtarpben created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davyakkemlakkimtarpben, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Davyakkemlakkimtarpben, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Davyakkemlakkimtarpben's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Davyakkemlakkimtarpben's Holy Commandments

1. Davyakkemlakkimtarpben loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Run away if four rats approach from the east.