Gigdidbess is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair crocodile.

Gigdidbess created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Gigdidbess, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gigdidbess, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gigdidbess' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gigdidbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. You must pray to Gigdidbess six times a day.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.