Yakdibdot is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty yak.

Yakdibdot created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdibdot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yakdibdot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yakdibdot's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Yakdibdot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yakdibdot.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.