Bugyokbig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fast goose.

Bugyokbig created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugyokbig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bugyokbig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bugyokbig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bugyokbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Bugyokbig loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never skip near bats.