Betkarveg is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental wyvern.

Betkarveg created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betkarveg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Betkarveg, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Betkarveg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Betkarveg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Fast once a month.