Nutbabflag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, prudent dog.

Nutbabflag created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbabflag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nutbabflag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nutbabflag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nutbabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.