Wanflisdad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy hare.

Wanflisdad created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wanflisdad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wanflisdad, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wanflisdad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wanflisdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.