Hivzednutt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless centaur.

Hivzednutt created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivzednutt, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hivzednutt, he will ignore you.

Hivzednutt's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hivzednutt's Holy Commandments

1. Hivzednutt loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. Always obey Hivzednutt's priests.

3. Retreat if six ants approach from the east.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.