Lundunarp is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart mongoose.

Lundunarp created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lundunarp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lundunarp, he will turn you into a mole.

Lundunarp's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lundunarp's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat green fruit.