Misyoklin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless gnu.

Misyoklin created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misyoklin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Misyoklin, she will not invite you to parties.

Misyoklin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Misyoklin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Misyoklin four times a day.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help sick moths.