Babvedhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, caring coyote.

Babvedhiv created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babvedhiv, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Babvedhiv, she will send minions to preach to you.

Babvedhiv's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Babvedhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Put Babvedhiv first in all things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.