Cipyokgonhug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful mole.

Cipyokgonhug created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipyokgonhug, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cipyokgonhug, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cipyokgonhug's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cipyokgonhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must love Cipyokgonhug.