Nilbidbell is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish mouse.

Nilbidbell created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Nilbidbell, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nilbidbell, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nilbidbell's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nilbidbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Nilbidbell loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.