Limnulgon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tiresome jellyfish.

Limnulgon created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limnulgon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Limnulgon, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Limnulgon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Limnulgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Limnulgon on top of important buildings.

4. Limnulgon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink alcohol.