Bompadrottik is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind hummingbird.

Bompadrottik created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bompadrottik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bompadrottik, she will torture you forever.

Bompadrottik's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bompadrottik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bompadrottik.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always take life seriously.