Wodgunwit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful lion.

Wodgunwit created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Wodgunwit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wodgunwit, he will torture you forever.

Wodgunwit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Wodgunwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never sing in the presence of ants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.