Fonlinnut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, confident wyrm.

Fonlinnut created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonlinnut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fonlinnut, she will come to you in dreams.

Fonlinnut's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fonlinnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never paint your arms pink.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Worship no other gods but Fonlinnut.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.