Sawsadjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, quiet bee.

Sawsadjat created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawsadjat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sawsadjat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sawsadjat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sawsadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sawsadjat on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Sawsadjat's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.